Still makes me smile!

When I was at work we used to take a note of the silly things people accidentally said, spoonerisms, malapropisms, slips of the tongue…

A selection…

  1. Touchy- monkey
  2. Bend over backwards and make a rod for your own back
  3. Thorn in the ointment
  4. Electric trousers
  5. Dave,  please don’t fart in my rubber pants
  6. She looks like a tinfoil turkey
  7. Can’t see the light for the trees
  8. Going up a niche
  9. Handed a spoon to redeem himself
  10. It’s not brain science
  11. I don’t want this to go between these two walls
  12. S: I’m going to skin a rabbit in the dark… J: Is it a real rabbit?
  13. It only becomes an issue when it becomes a problem
  14. He sets himself up as a tangent
  15. Speaking hand on head
  16. It’s highly unlikely we won’t be having him
  17. Sometimes you can’t help showing your thong
  18. It’s good to have bolts and braces
  19. If a face could paint a thousand stories
  20. Well, duck, I think you’re swimming without your trunks.


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