Reads like a fish

Another selection of things people actually said in staff meetings when I was at work… they still make me giggle… I’m chuckling now as I read through them! Some of them I have no idea what was actually meant… ‘reads like a fish’… what on earth does that mean!

  1. I think it’s on silent but I can hear it vibrate
  2. He had a face like a slapped fish
  3. She wants a flame retarded filing cabinet
  4. I have something in my eye and I don’t know if it is between my eye and my contact lens or my contact lens and my eye
  5. how do people know whether you’ve voted or not if  its supposed to be unanimous (anonymous)
  6. They’re a law not even to themselves
  7. You now have the chance to wipe the plate clean
  8. I have made an electrocuted decision
  9. It’s like the pot going from black to white, or the kettle and the pot…. What’s the saying?
  10. you could have shot me down with a feather
  11. That’s been his escape goat
  12. Reads like a fish
  13. A Luigi board (Ouija)

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