Chicken dressed as mutton

I’ve posted these a couple of times before, but they still reduce me to tears when I read them.

These are all actual things which were said at meetings when I worked with a great bunch of colleagues teaching young people who were being educated out of normal school. The names have been changed to protect the innocent… or guilty!

  1. A complete whitewash excuse
  2. A gunpowder plot boy
  3. A three man snake
  4.  about an Amish woman: was she born an Amonite? (Mennonite)
  5. Bare-buckle knoxing
  6. Bend over backwards and make a rod for your own back
  7. Best thing since Cheddar cheese
  8.  Bobfoc, you’ll know it when you know it
  9. Breathalysation
  10. bushy eyed and bright tailed
  11. Can’t see the light for the trees
  12. Celebrity sausages.
  13. chicken dressed as mutton
  14. Crisps contain a lot of salt and e-factors
  15. Dave,  please don’t fart in my rubber pants
  16. Dave: There’s a fly in the ointment. Phil: there are many flies in this ointment
  17. Dave: She fancies me. Joey: she’s so disillusioned
  18. Ear sex… Joey: what’s ear sex?
  19. Electric trousers
  20. Going up a niche

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